Embarrassing Disasters #734: Slip on icy hill, tumble into cactus, laugh so hard at your own idiocy that you repeat the performance thrice. Require fifteen stitches in your arse.
“Lies I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently”
Trees talk to each other at night.
All fish are named either Lorna or Jack.
Before your eyeballs fall out from watching too much TV, they get very loose.
Tiny bears live in drain pipes.
If you are very very quiet…