im shaving a blanket
Good, that beard looks terrible on it.
its a dwarven matrimonial blanket you insensitive swine
Well, I’m not the one shaving it!
it needs careful maintenance god didnt anyone ever teach you the finer points of carin for dwarven matrimonial blankets i mean god DAMN
go find yr brother i bet hes read about em (nerrrrrd)
Oh doubtlessly, Faramir’s a veritable sponge. He probably knows all the proper familial braids, the meaning of various beading and so on whereas I suppose I’ll just have to track down my apologising-to-dwarven-matrimonial-blankets kit. Such is the life of one cursed with chronic foot-in-mouth! Alas, alack, woe, etcetera and so on.
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